Thursday, January 28, 2010

Lunacy Acres Plugging Holes/Becoming Christmas Tree Farm!!!


Highway 104

Routers Press


Local Italian Golf CEO Alf Romeo has decided not only to keep his holes plugged but to close his 13 hole course. Romeo, said this morning in a press release from the Cayman Islands: ''thatta rumours abouta the layout was uppa for sale are unfounded. 'Julietta and mea culpa of friends have no intention of selling outta and are converting the course to a Chrismas Tree farm. We needed more trees anyway, and the accidents on the highway were mounting, as people gawked at our finishing holes. The membership was divided over giving out bags of popcorn as prizes in the club championship and angry that we always close for the season in August.'

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think its up for sale

Anonymous said...

are they actually going under? or is czar buying them out and making the profit off the christmas trees?

Anonymous said...

look closely

that aint no trees

thats holland coolege greenhouse

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